
Pony book authors don’t tend to do humour: perhaps it’s the undercurrent of morality
that underpins most of the genre (you must take proper care of your pony) but the
pony book that makes you laugh out loud is rare. Jill is amusing, but Caroline Akrill
is funny. “It is,” she wrote “perfectly possible to make a career out of misadventure
and ineptitude.” She is right. You cannot, unless you are a very rare being indeed,
have anything to do with horses and not experience the ridiculous side of it all
just occasionally. Caroline Akrill’s genius lies in being able to combine a compelling
picture of equine life with humour. Her Eventer’s Trilogy, one of the best selling
pony book series of recent times, selling over 70,000 copies, makes me laugh out
loud.
Caroline has had a lifetime’s experience to draw on. She was a horsey child, with ponies and a liking for pony books – the Jill books and Silver Snaffles, as well as books which are just about as far from Jill as you can get: the Swallows and Amazon series by Arthur Ransome. After her pony filled childhood, Caroline’s has been a varied career: “...I have tried (and it has to be said, failed) most things: not only was I once the proprietor of the worst riding school in the world, but ran for a while what was quite possibly the most unsuccessful show pony stable ever. I have attempted to master the Art of Riding to Hounds, and I have also been a horse dealer of sorts, both of the latter whilst helping to run a country pub which suffered dreadfully from my divided interest.”
I asked why she started writing. “Michael Williams, ex editor of Pony magazine was
entirely responsible for this (although Elwyn Hartley Edwards when editor of Riding
published my first article). I wrote regularly for Michael Williams mainly about
shows and my own ponies and he was incredibly supportive (always rapping my knuckles
about punctuation, spelling and being rude about people ) -
Besides her articles for a variety of horsey publications, Caroline also wrote for
Pony magazine: short stories and then a serial -
I’d Rather Not Gallop was the first in a trilogy about showing, the other titles being If I Could Ride and Caroline Canters Home. These were all based firmly on her own showing career: something experienced as a child, a reporter, a professional and, worst of all, a parent. I wondered if she preferred writing about showing or actually doing it. “I loved showing when I was doing it – or I thought I did. Later, when I wrote about it, I wondered why I bothered.” I asked, having read Caroline’s chronicle of her attempt to live life as a normal show goer, whether the retirement of Mrs Akrill had actually happened, or whether there were still furtive expeditions to shows. Had she finally broken the show pony habit? “Oh yes, she said. “I never go to shows now. It would be work!”
After writing the Showing trilogy, Caroline was then poached by Christine Lunness,
the editor at Arlington Books. “I stayed with them for years. Christine is still
one of my dearest friends and Desmond was something else. When the books were doing
well he would fly Concorde and when they were doing badly he would go round the office
turning off all the radiators. If he wanted you to do a book for him, he would take
you out for an extravagant lunch and encourage you to have the most expensive item
on the menu. Then he would order a heap of lettuce and line up a vast array of vitamin
pills alongside. There would be a little lecture about the benefits of each interspersed
with verses from Hillaire Belloc recited in a stunningly good Kenneth Williams impersonation.
It was all very unsettling.” Unsettling it might have been but Desmond Elliot was
a man with an eye for an author: he started the careers of Jilly Cooper, Penny Vincenzi
and Anthony Horovitz, as well as introducing Tim Rice to Andrew Lloyd-
Caroline’s next series of books was the immensely popular Eventing Trilogy. Christine Lunness, a rider herself; spotted just how popular eventing was becoming, and commissioned her to write the series. The Eventer’s Trilogy is Caroline’s favourite amongst her books – “it has been so good to me.” Its heroine is Elaine, whose ambition to become an eventer is hugely complicated by her decision to work for the Fanes, the classic aristocratic family who are asset rich and cash poor. As one cannot pay the blacksmith with a bit of ancestral brickwork their livery business is in a parlous state by the time Elaine arrives, and it is the tension between the wayward Fanes and Elaine’s ambition that gives the books their spark.